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Mum: You think all these band member have nice hair and are good

Mum: You think all these band member have nice hair and are good looking
but in 30 years you will look back at these photos and be like-

Me : Look children it's your father.

Mum: What

Me : What

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EmilyxLovesxU

posted May 26, 2013 at 7:54am UTC tagged with funny, omg

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