Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?
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