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posted May 30, 2013 at 7:05pm UTC tagged with funny, crazy, weird, friends, stupid, shops, story
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- Truth or Lie Chapter 40 “Oh for Fudge sakes shut up!!” Jeremy yells at Zach, Meagan and Laura ten minutes later when their still being idiots. “What did I do!!” Zach asks in a really high pitched voice “You’ve been arguing with each other for ten minutes” I tell him giving him a took like ‘Duh’ “It’s been that long?!?” he asks still in a high voice “And now your being annoying” Matt tells him in a bored tone. So Zach pokes his tongue out at him. “Well I want to do something” I tell them stretching “SHOPPING!!!” Zach, Laura, Meagan scream jumping up together. Jeremy and I just role our eyes at the obvious answer and just so you know Zachs not gay he just loves mucking around at the shops. “Shot gun!” Matt screams out before they bolt out of the door. “Well looks like it’s been decided” Jeremy says standing up and sliding his leather jacket on. “Help me up” I ask putting my hands up for him to grab like a little kid. “Sure” he says helping me “Oi What about me” Matt says as Jer starts walking off “Put your hands on the floor and push yourself up” he says sarcasticly as he grabs the keys and heads outside. “Come on” I say grabbing his hands and helping him up. When we got out there Laura was in the front seat, Meagan was in the back back seat (Behind the back seat), Zach was on the left side in the back and Jeremy was waiting by the door for Matt and me “Omg can we please swap?” I ask Matt as I see Zach and Jer are going to be either side of me which by past experience is not very fun. “Sorry babe not today” Matt says running and jumping into shot gun before I could protest smirking at me so in reply I flip him the bird. “My lady” Jeremy says slightly bowing, mocking me silently. And just for fun just as I’m under his arm I smacked him where the sun don’t shine and quickly slide into the car and buckle up. “Aghhhh” he groans as he slides into the car ten minutes later after everyone else had peed their pants laughing and he had rolled around on the ground groaning and swearing at me naughty words I am not going to repeat anytime soon. “What was that for?” He asks glaring at me “Hello i'm Karma” I say putting out my hand but he just glares at it making us all crack up again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Let me the Fudge sticks out or you’ll both regret you were born!!” I yell at the pair sitting either side of me in the car refusing to let me out for about ten minutes and what you jusrt heard is not all I’ve been screaming at the pair. “Matt, tell them to let me the Fudge ooooooout!” I yell at him as he, Matt, Laura and Meagan were rolling around on the ground laughing. “Sorry. Laughing. To. Hard” He reply’s in between fits of laughter. “Let me out of the Fudging car now!” I yells at them for the hundredth time. “Jeez Zoe there could be kids listening to you” Jeremy says smirking at me. So I smacked them both in the balls “Woops” I say smirking back as they both groaned opening their doors and falling out onto the ground groaning in pain. “I had to take drastic measures” I say with wide eyes like i could've died. Making Matt have to sit down he was laughing to hard I then skipped over to Laura and Meagan, which were weirdly now standing up watching in amusement "You guys have a lot of self control today" i say linkeing arms with them "We kinda want to go shopping" they reply as we walked, chatting into the shopping centre as Jeremy and Zach still flung any swear word they could think of. ~~~~~~~~Authors Note~~~~~~~~ Hey guys sorry for the hold up my internet frustratingly has stopped working!!! Agh! Anyways hope u like it and if u haven't told me already if you want to be notifyed comment and ask :D
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