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An athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history? Me:

An athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?

Me: When Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.

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posted May 31, 2013 at 10:06am UTC tagged with harrypotter, sport, funny

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