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when somebody insulted jeff the killer before: Me:whos that?

when somebody insulted jeff the killer before:

Me:whos that?

Me now:OMG HOW DARE YOU F U

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rosesummerfun9

posted May 31, 2013 at 2:11pm UTC tagged with funny, jeffthekiller, creepypasta, janesabtch

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