Food Quote #6779794
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Me:*Eating* My Brother: Why do you eat so quickly? Me: There's

Me:*Eating*
My Brother: Why do you eat so quickly?
Me: There's less chance of you stealing it.
My Brother: Haven't you ever heard the concept of sharing & caring?
Me: That concept doesn't apply to food.

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