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Your face is an oxy-moron. It's "pretty ugly."

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posted June 2, 2013 at 8:12pm UTC tagged with funny, oxymoron, prettyugly

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I Got Bored :) 1. Do you sleep in your bra? Ya in a sports bra 2. Do you like noodles? Sure 3. Do you enjoy drama? Ugh no 4. Are you a girly girl? nope 5. Small or large purses? Small- except in movie theaters lol 7. Are you short? Kinda 8. Do you like somebody? yeahh... 9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? umm yeah 10. Do you like Halloween? YES FREE CANDY 11. Favorite time of year? Summer. 12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? On a bus to Washington DC 13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No... 14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Nope 15. Do you call anybody by their last name? nopee be honest; 1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Blue, green, and White 2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Dark usually except the guy i like right now has light hair 3. Longest relationship? Not allowed to date :/ 4. Do you have a best friend? YES <3 5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yea :( 6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Eww, no. 7. Do you like your life? it's okay. 8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? In a Lake 9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls 10. How long have you had a facebook? Dont have one 11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? YUP he deserved it 12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Dying/ someone i love dying 13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yeah :/ 14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yeah. 15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? idk 16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Ya sometimes 17. Do you ever wish you were famous? idk 18. Are you currently missing someone? noo :) 19: What are you doing right now? Wasting time on witty when i should be studing for finals :) which type? Cowboy or Gangster? Umm.? Face or Body? both Sweet or Sexy? both Contacts or Glasses? Contacts yourself; 01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Dont wear makeup 02. Pink or black?pink. 03. Pumps or flats? flats i guess. 04. Skirts or pants? pants. 05. Socks or leggings? leggings 06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies 07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers! 08. Straight or curly hair? curllyyyyy 09. White or black? White 10. Smoothies or lattes? Smooties 11. Diet or regular sodas? regular 12. Water or daiquiris? water 13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds. 14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Neither.. 15. iPod or cell phone?cell phone. 16. Friends or family? Both 17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip gloss 18. Manicure or pedicures? manicure. 19. Tank tops or beaters? tank top. 20. Big sunglasses or small? Small 21. Sunglasses or purses? Purses in a guy; 1)Funny or Serious?. Funny 2)Romantic or Daredevil? Romantic 3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Dark 4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Doesnt matter as long as its not SUPER long 5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? I dont care 6)Hockey Player or Football Player? Nither....SOCCER PLAYERS ALL THE WAYY <3
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Your face is an oxy-moron. It's "pretty ugly."

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