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IF THE GH SOUND IN ENOUGH IS PRONOUNCED "F" & THE

IF THE GH SOUND

IN

ENOUGH IS

PRONOUNCED "F"

& THE O IN

WOMEN

MAKES THE

SHORT "I" SOUND

& THE TI IN

NATION

IS PRONOUNCED

"SH"

THEN THE WORD

"GHOTI"

IS PRONOUNCED

JUST LIKE

"FISH"
WELCOME TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

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Alyssa Elton*

posted June 3, 2013 at 10:32pm UTC tagged with funny, picstache

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