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My Dad said if I keep typing really loudly he's going to

My Dad said if I keep typing really loudly he's going to smash my face into the keyagfkbg43gaf56

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RugsFromMeToYou 1 decade ago

:O that's not yours

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posted June 6, 2013 at 7:22pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, dad

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