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LIFESAVERS~ in the classroom ~ The children began to identify

LIFESAVERS~ in the classroom ~

The children began to identify the flavors by their colors.
Red - Cherry
Yellow - Lemon
Green - Lime
Orange - Orange

So, the teacher gave them all honeylifesavers. None of the children knew the flavor.
The teacher decided to give them a hint.
“It’s what your mother might call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror.
Spit out her lifesaver and yelled
“OMG THEY’RE AS$H0LES”

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