*me at a funeral* everybody:oh look what a lady with her cute
*me at a funeral*
everybody:oh look what a lady with her cute dress :)
*me at home*
me:*sits legs open chilling on the couch*
me:*puts on dirty song dancing to it*
me:*in the shower*OH AM A GUMMY BEAR AM A JOLLY BEAR
me:*eats food like a pig*