What If one year all the Wittians decided
to go to the same college?
We would all have awesome parties with awesome food and music. We
would all share our awkward stories, and we could be in a dorm with
all our best Witty friends. We could smuggle Nutella from the local
supermarket, then stay up until 3 in the morning watching movies
like The Lion King and Mean girls. Then we could update our Witty
for the rest of the night. For
the next four years the college would be overflowing with socially
uncomfortable people who have a great taste in
music.