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I'm going to become a drug dealer, okay and when someone says
I'm going to become a drug dealer, okay
and when someone says
“Can I score some coke”
I'd be like..
“Is Pepsi okay?”
and they would probably just stab me,
but it would be a laugh.
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posted June 9, 2013 at 2:48am UTC tagged with
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