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Bucket List #54 Find someone wearing camouflage. Walk into them.

Bucket List #54

Find someone wearing camouflage. Walk into them. Say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there!"

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posted June 9, 2013 at 6:45pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, bucketlist

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