"dear girls who tan:
it's called
'sun kissed', not 'dorito r a p e d'."
"your makeup makes you look like
you've been r a p e d by crayola."
hey here's an idea: let's not make casual
r a p e jokes and pretend that they're funny.
1 in 4 girls, remember that. 1 in 4 teenage
girls are very definitely not laughing.