Funny Quote #6788905
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Stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect

Stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me
because you and I both know that they probably live in Poland or Uganda and I'll never meet them.

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Hale_Storm18

posted June 10, 2013 at 2:31pm UTC tagged with funny, perfect, perfection, truelove, poland, uganda

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