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We should all learn to live like Spongebob Squarepants. Laugh
We should all learn to live like Spongebob Squarepants.
Laugh and smile for no reason and annoy the ones that hate us with our happiness.
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posted June 12, 2013 at 1:42am UTC tagged with
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Thank God Witty exists otherwise I would be SOO bored...
I see people writing so many quotes and most of them are really good,with things that happen in life to things that are extremely funny. And then it's me thinking "Wow I have nothing to write.My life must be boring"
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