Love Quote #6791534
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How roll call will go in the future: Teacher: Welcome to class

How roll call will go in the future:

Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
Teacher: Albus
Albus: Here!
Teacher: Doctor
Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

34 Comments

∦☔∦* 5 years ago
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love this
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NinaPayne 7 years ago
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perfect.
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blankwolf* 7 years ago
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I'M ONLY LAUGHING BECAUSE I BET SOME FANS OF THE HUNGER GAMES ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE A CHILD NAMED PRIMROSE AND THAT POOR GIRL IS GOING TO BE MADE FUN OF SO MUCH
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∦☔∦* 5 years ago
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So True
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Halo Angel1* 7 years ago
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This has made my day
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caoimhs289 7 years ago
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And Joffrey screams: "I'm not TIRED!" Haha Game of Thrones
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LunaBell13 7 years ago
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so freaking funny
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[deleted] 7 years ago
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Hahahahahaha!!!
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SweetieXoX27 7 years ago
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Aw, what about Sherlock?
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Nepzgal 7 years ago
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Omg love this so much! :D
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stefaniexoxo14 7 years ago
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I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes and i still can't stop completely
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Ellmo 7 years ago
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the doctor who references made my day.
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ifyouthinkyouknowmeyoudontknowanything 7 years ago
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I want this to happen.
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CharliesTheName 7 years ago
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It's funny because I haven't seen any of these movies or read any of these books
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p0kemon 7 years ago
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you've never read harry potter.
omfg what.
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cvnt* 7 years ago
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just the fact that you put /read/ instead of /watched/ makes me in love with you
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p0kemon 7 years ago
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I hate movies ew.
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cvnt* 7 years ago
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Same unless it's 80s movies with no book to base it off. ((((((Breakfast Club<3)))))))))))))))
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CharliesTheName 7 years ago
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Yeah I've been shunned by my family for it haha
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p0kemon 7 years ago
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you have to.
you seem like a guy who would.
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RugsFromMeToYou 7 years ago
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OMG HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT??? I AM CRAZY IN LOVE WITH DOCTOR WHO!!!
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iloveu4ever51 7 years ago
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LOL
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Bitter_Sweet 7 years ago
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Amazing!!! :D
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hazzahamster 7 years ago
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Totally awesome!! :D
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RugsFromMeToYou 7 years ago
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*whispers* who's Rory??...
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hazzahamster 7 years ago
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Along with Amy Pond :)
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hazzahamster 7 years ago
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He's the 11th Doctor's companion :)
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lunal0ve 7 years ago
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This is like the best quote EVER!!!!!
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Rach_K 7 years ago
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Oh, my gosh, I absolutely LOVE you! XD I was laughing so much at this, my cheeks hurt from smirking :D
I can acutally imagin people have called their kids some of these strangely cool names (though I don't think its a good idea tbh) and the teacher being like, "Yes, I know how this happened -_-" :3
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