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so the other day I saw a store and the sign said "win a

so the other day I saw a store and the sign said
"win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting. lucky winners also might get thier name published in a newspaper for all to see."

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ggllamas

posted June 12, 2013 at 10:42pm UTC tagged with lol, sign, real, newspaper, shoplifting, policecar, funny

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