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Can anyone relate to this? Me: See's someone online on chat
Can anyone relate to this?
Me: See's someone online on chat
Me: types Hi
Person: disapears
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This is not really a Quote, I have been writing a story lately Called I fell Inlove With Mickey Mouse(literally) and I will continue to write that. But, my brain gets very bored with focusing on one thing, and all the writers here on Witty have inspired me. My point is: I want to write another story along with the one I am already writing. So, if you guys would give me your opinion on that It would really be appreciated. Good or bad I don't really care as long as I get something :) Here is a preview of the story I am considering writing. Again I despratley need an opinion and every opinon is like a bucket of hope for me so thanks :). The Curse of a Gypsy The girl without a last name met the woman with a broken heart. It seems as it was fate from the very start. "This, is where you live?" asked the disgusted woman. "With all do respect miss, I am not the one crying on a stranger's doorstep." Catalina defended. At that very moment the strange woman had a crazy idea. "Do you have a family?" the woman asked. " I only had my mother but she left me when I was thirteen." Catalina answered. "Would you like a family?" the woman asked. "That is like asking a thirsty man if he wants water." Catalina explained "Then come with me and you can have a family." The woman said. "I'm listening." Catalina said. It was that moment that decided how the rest of her life would be spent. She had to make a good choice because later she wouldn't have the chance to repent. After a time of doubt and fret. Catalina made the decision to replace the woman's daughter. "Are you sure this will work?" Asked Catalina as they plane landed in the woman's home town. "You look a lot like my daughter, plus she's left years ago so they won't even nottice she's not you." The woman assured. Catalina beileved her new mother's words and her heart was filled with hope. So arriving at her new home town. Catalina went to the cafe to meet her new family. As she stepped inside a knife flew past her throat and thrusted into the door behind her. Frightened and out of breath Catalina turned around to see who tried to kill her. He was a cupid who happened to miss....or maybe not. "I am sorry for nearly killing you." He apologized "I'm sorry your aim is horrible." Catalina said. Excepting his apology she laughed. Feeling reileved the man laughed with her. "I am not sure if you remember me, I am Armando a friend of your brother's." He said. "And I am your friend's sister." Catalina joked. He smiled at her and at this point Catalina was convinced that he had not missed.
I fell In love With Mickey Mouse (literally) Chapter 34 Redbull I knew what he was doing. He was trying to get me to go after him. But no sir. Not today. Oh God is that a police officer? I thought as I snuck a closer look at the car. Oh God, oh god, oh god, oh god. I was running out of breath. He was going to get his self into some serious trouble. But, guess what? He didn't care, he walked up to that car like he owned the place and to make things worse, he didn't even look back to see what I was doing. Micheal looked into the officer's window. I couldn't take it anymore. "Micheal! Get your butt back here!" I whisper yelled. "Boy don't act like you can't hear me!" I yelled again. Man, I felt like his mom. He took up his camera and aimed at the cop. I gasped "Micheal don't you dare." I panicked. He laughed and gave me an evil smirk. I folded my arms and turned my head acting like I didn't care. He's just doing that to make you mad Ella, don't pay atiention to him. I told my self. But, just when he flashed the camera. I jerked around to see if the cop had waken up. I took a breath of relief when I found that he hadn't.. Micheal bit his tongue to quiet his adorable laughter. I rolled my eyes and pretended to be mad. This wasn't a wise choice, because he raised the camera again. "Micheal put that thing down!" I pointed. He put his hand under his ear acting like he couldn't hear me. Feeling very angry, I grabbed my dress and stomped towards him. "Aw I knew you wouldn't let me get in trouble." He said as he pinched my cheek. "Trouble? Oh you'll have a better idea what trouble is when I am through with you!" I said as I yanked his hand off my face. He hissed and licked his lips. "Should I be afraid or excited?" He asked. "Afraid, you should be very afraid." I angerly said. I gasped and subconsiously grabbed Micheal's hands. The cop had snored and I thought he had waken up. Feeling reileved that he didn't I looked at Micheal who was now hysterically laughing. "Shut up, you'll wake him!" I urged. Micheal took a deep breath and smiled at me. "Why are you looking at me like that?" I asked. "Like what?" He confuzingly asked. "Like I am your favorite cartoon." I explained. "I didn't think I was looking at you differently." He blushed. I giggled and the cop snored again. I gasped again. I think my pulse was around 120 now. "Micheal could we get out of here?" I begged. "Hold on I think I found some donuts in here." He said. "What, this isn't the time for donuts!" I said. "Oh my God they're powdered." Micheal gasped. "Micheal we can get donuts somewhere else! Now lets go." I said tugging his arm. "Not till we take some photos and eat donuts. Oh look there is a whole bunch of food back here.." He said as he examined the back seat. "Micheal are you insane, what if he wakes up?" I asked. "Then we'll have to make a run for it." He said. "Can't we do something else?" I complained. He shook his head. "We could've taken photos over there if somebody didn't complain." He sarcastically said. "I'm not complaining, now lets go back." I tried. "Are you kidding me? There is freaking junk food in this car." He said. "We could get junk food at Mcdonalds now lets go" I said. "Ella, there is Pepsi in here! I am not leaving until I get it." He urged. Realizing Micheal wouldn't change his mind I gave up and prayed that the cop wouldn't wake up. "Ella lift up your dress." He comanded. "Excuse me" I gasped "I need some where to put the food" He said. I laughed at my own stupidity and lifted up a part of my dress. He quietly took out some of the food and gently put them in the little basket I made out of my dress. A can of Redbull acidently slipped out of his hand and hit the ground.
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