Eighty Quote #6793035
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I seriously believe that even when I'm like eighty I will

I seriously believe that even when I'm like eighty
I will still check behind the shower curtian
Just in case

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posted June 14, 2013 at 12:03am UTC tagged with eighty, showercutian, funny

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"Have you ever seen that crazy guy that always comes by the lake?" the tiger asked the giraffe. "What guy?" asked the giraffe. "The guy with the camera and the blue hat and he's always running and screaming. Ever seen him?" replied the tiger. This confused the giraffe. She knew the guy the tiger was talking about, what with his camera and blue hat, but screaming and running? That didn't sound like him. Whenever the giraffe saw him, he just silently snapped a picture and continued walking. "What are you talking about, tiger? He's not crazy?" "He's always screaming and running whenever I see him." tiger told the giraffe. The two were confused and wondered why this guy seemed calm and peaceful with the giraffe and ran and screamed when he saw the tiger.

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