English teacher: You have to memorize 20 lines
of Shakespeare, take a test on Romeo and Juliet, and take a final
all in the next week.
Acting teacher: You have to memorize a five page scene by next Wednesday or Thursday, connect with your partner, and be completely, 100% believable.
Math teacher: You're going to have a final and a bunch of quizzes on stuff we haven't gone over for months.
History teacher: Yeah, I don't give you tests, quizzes, or homework. But you're going to have a huge fricking final on stuff I should have covered thoroughly and didn't.
French teacher: I'm going to give you a final with a huge writing prompt and you're supposed to know passe compose even though all I do is tell you my life story.
Science teacher: I'm giving you a final on chemisty and biology even though we've barely gone over chemistry and this is the lowest physical science class and you're taking biology next year.
Health teacher: Yeah, don't worry. You're good.
Me: Praise Jesus!
Me: Mrs. K! I love you!
Me: You are my favorite!
Me: Please continue being a perfect human being.
Acting teacher: You have to memorize a five page scene by next Wednesday or Thursday, connect with your partner, and be completely, 100% believable.
Math teacher: You're going to have a final and a bunch of quizzes on stuff we haven't gone over for months.
History teacher: Yeah, I don't give you tests, quizzes, or homework. But you're going to have a huge fricking final on stuff I should have covered thoroughly and didn't.
French teacher: I'm going to give you a final with a huge writing prompt and you're supposed to know passe compose even though all I do is tell you my life story.
Science teacher: I'm giving you a final on chemisty and biology even though we've barely gone over chemistry and this is the lowest physical science class and you're taking biology next year.
Health teacher: Yeah, don't worry. You're good.
Me: Praise Jesus!
Me: Mrs. K! I love you!
Me: You are my favorite!
Me: Please continue being a perfect human being.
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Breannnnnanichole
1 decade ago
I was gonna say Passe compose wasn't that complicated, but it looks like ImMyOwnMuse already did. I was the President of the French club at my school. If you need any help, write me? I'd be happy to help. (:
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Christopher Robin*
1 decade ago
:D
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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
1 decade ago
This is my life. My bio final was all chem T_T
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Christopher Robin*
1 decade ago
Passé compose isn't very difficult. (Depending on the infinitive) Je: remove suffix, add e if feminine. Tu: remove suffix (add e only if feminine) Il/On: remove suffix. Elle: remove suffix add é. Nous: remove suffix add s and é only if feminine. Vous: remove suffix (é)(s). Ils/elles: remove suffix add s, add é before s if feminine.
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Girl_Who_Waited
1 decade ago
i am so surprised by how much this is my life
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hiimhi
1 decade ago
literally my life
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