Funny Quote #6794196
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Author: Let's write a book. Author: I have to add a meannbitch

Author: Let's write a book.
Author: I have to add a meannbitch to spice things up.
Author: Everybody hate her now.
Author: How about showing her nice and lovable side?
Author: She's now the most loved character in the book..
Author: ...
Aurhor: ....
Author: Let's kill her.

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SweetieXoX27 6 years ago
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Make that she a he and you have Severus Snape, no?
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Aidan 6 years ago
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Sorry? I don't get it.
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SweetieXoX27 6 years ago
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Everybody hated Snape the whole series until Harry was able to get his memories and look into the Pensieve; Snape was really good and on their side the whole time, but Snape winds up dead and everybody cries hysterically. You'd get it if you read HP.
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Aidan 6 years ago
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I know Harry Potter, and Snape, but I just couldn't understand the structure of the phrase. Now I do, thanks for enlighting me.
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Pluto* 6 years ago
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Oh my god. Literally every author.
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Aidan 6 years ago
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Yup, like for Katniss.
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neonzebra2449 6 years ago
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Except Katniss isn't dead.
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kowhyda* 6 years ago
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I do this all the time in my stories, hehe...
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Aidan 6 years ago
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I prefer killing the slxt, and after showing that she's no a slxt, and that the girl you think is nice one is in fact the slxt. Mind=Blown
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kowhyda* 6 years ago
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Aha, that's brilliant! I can just imagine someone throwing a book across the room yelling "THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ABNFLKASJDLAKD"
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Aidan 6 years ago
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yeah... What can I say, i like torturing people :D
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kowhyda* 6 years ago
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Torture is certainly a fun activity XD
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Aidan 6 years ago
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Did we just become friends?
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kowhyda* 6 years ago
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I think so...

Torture brings people together, y'know.
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Aidan 6 years ago
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That's some deep $hit, almost made me cry.
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kowhyda* 6 years ago
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I am just so f.cking deep.
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