Funny Quote #6798242
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If i was a boy: Me: how many planets are there Girl: i dunno,

If i was a boy:

Me: how many planets are there
Girl: i dunno, 8?
Me: well there's gon be 7 after i destroy Uranus

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*nerium* 1 decade ago
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You know she's a keeper if she likes anäl.
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dolph* 7 years ago
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um
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CharliesTheName 1 decade ago
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It probably works the best on gay guys :P
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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BUT I AINT A GAY GUY
DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM
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CharliesTheName 1 decade ago
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I'm so sorry
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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#feels
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hockeyprincess11 1 decade ago
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I just snap chatted my friend this joke of me telling it. I died laughing during it xD Took a few tries.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Omg I feel famous

You have to press the lock button before the homescreen button to screenshot on snapchat
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hockeyprincess11 1 decade ago
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Oh xD Well I just video taped me saying it but I kept laughing in the middle of it!
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Lmfao aw I'm honoured
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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Oh, Ellie... :D
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Oh, Bree... :D
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EmilyxLovesxU 1 decade ago
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Mentally started singing cos when I read the first bit omg, idek but this is actually hilarious omg ily
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Aw ily em
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glitter162* 1 decade ago
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Well, aren't you a master of se/x jokes ;)
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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How do you make a hormone?
Stick both your fists in her
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glitter162* 1 decade ago
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OHMYGAWD xD
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SmilesxAllxAround 1 decade ago
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LOL my boyfriend and i laughed so hard
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maggiemay157 1 decade ago
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this is fantastic.
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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I actually can't breathe. Oh my god. I actually love all your quotes.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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AWW
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I'm a Niall Girl* 1 decade ago
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Haha
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heartofgold 1 decade ago
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f20ngw6L1rn8viw.gif
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7r3u3hFou1rpphqm.gif
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heartofgold 1 decade ago
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Ahahaha
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago
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Using this on my girlfriend bye
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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ur mom doesn't count
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago
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u
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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi 1 decade ago
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that was meant to say u little sh//t
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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HAHAHA fu
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