I came home from school, and dropped my bags whilst looking over to the sofa to find a guy sitting on it, watching tv. I froze in my spot.
Him: give me your money and your phone, and you wont get hurt.
Me: *stutters like a freak* I have no money *scrambles through my pockets looking for my phone*
Him: Hurry up! *stands up whilst scaring the shitpout of me*
Me: I- I-
Him: Nah, I'm just kidding. Your brothers in the shower- I'm just waiting for him to get out.
I can't even- oh my fuckingogod
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FallenAngel*
1 decade ago
Ohmygoodness!! That's too funny!! But are you okay?
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Lifehappens
1 decade ago
What does whilst mean?
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tacosliketoparty
1 decade ago
It's another word for 'while' c:
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CharliesTheName
1 decade ago
I need to do that
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tacosliketoparty
1 decade ago
you should, but just don't scare the girl too much. xD
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livelifeforever22
1 decade ago
omg i love this
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Rach_K
1 decade ago
Oh my word XD I frickin' LOVE this guy! :D
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Infinity on high*
1 decade ago
Just casually
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Beanie*
1 decade ago
lol love this!!! i would laugh if this happened to me, cause my brother is 4 years younger than me!
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Magic_Eight_Ball
1 decade ago
loooooooooool
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dolph*
1 decade ago
was he hot
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tacosliketoparty
1 decade ago
so god damn hot omf. I should have said "I have no money and I might not be pretty, BUT KIDNAP ME"
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Breeze
1 decade ago
But this didn't happen to you...? What?
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Just an average kid*
1 decade ago
you should've. I think you found yourself a new bf.... if you don't want him I'm always available ;)
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