Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16
male
Stranger: looking for
female
You: I don't
know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're
looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but
what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have
acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare
for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be
the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you...
but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I
will kill you.
Your conversational partner has
disconnected.
I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU.