Funny Quote #6799487
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Stranger: hello Stranger: 16 male Stranger: looking for female

Stranger: hello
Stranger: 16 male
Stranger: looking for female
You: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you.


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Pluto* 1 decade ago
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TAKEN.
I OFFICIALLY LOVE YOU.
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happiest* 1 decade ago
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I love you to <3
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Pluto* 1 decade ago
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Woot!
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booda456 1 decade ago
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lol that from omegle?
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ImTheGirlxx 1 decade ago
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is that from Taken??
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