Fangirl:
OMG!!! I LOOOVE JEFF THE KILLER LIKE SOOOOOO MUCH!
Me: Really?
Me: Do you want to meet him?
Fangirl: YES!
Me: Well alrighty then...
Me: *magically makes Jeff appear*
Fangirl: O-M-G! IT'S REALLY HIM!!!!!!!
Me: Jeff,
Jeff: Yeah?
Me: Do your stuff.
Fangirl: Wait, whaddya mean do your stu-
Jeff: GO TO SLEEP! *brutally
murders*