I would be a reasonably good
girlfriend.
But really.
You want to go out with the guys?
That's cool I'll watch Mean Girls.
You want food?
I got you, I think I have some snacks in my bag. Oh look an entire
cheese its box.
You wanna just chill around the house?
Sweet I'll make popcorn. Netflix is already up.
You're bored?
Hit me up, I'm probobly at the bookstore.
You killed somebody?
I know how to hide a body.