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I would be a reasonably good girlfriend. But really. You want

I would be a reasonably good girlfriend.
But really.
You want to go out with the guys?
That's cool I'll watch Mean Girls.
You want food?
I got you, I think I have some snacks in my bag. Oh look an entire cheese its box.
You wanna just chill around the house?
Sweet I'll make popcorn. Netflix is already up.
You're bored?
Hit me up, I'm probobly at the bookstore.
You killed somebody?
I know how to hide a body.


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Sandie 1 decade ago
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the last one o.o
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* 1 decade ago
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Some of the tags omg :)
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posted June 22, 2013 at 5:28pm UTC tagged with funny, true, tumblr, butreally, forgetabouthedeadbodypart

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