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When I die I want to be buried with sunglasses and have my hands

When I die
I want to be buried with
sunglasses and have my hands
behind my head, so when I deteriorate
I will be the chillest skeleton ever.

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posted June 22, 2013 at 6:12pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, true

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