I’M WAKING UP
[kicks your door down]
I FEEL IT IN
[charges into your room]
MY BONES
[punches your in the face]
ENOUGH
[pulls shirt off]
TO MAKE MY SYSTEMS BLOW
[yodels]
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
[aggressively twerks]
TO THE NEW AGE
[screams]
WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE
[looks you straight in the eyes]
TO THE NEW AAAAGGGEEEE
[quietly leaves the room]
good night