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Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese

Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese

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Cammie 1 decade ago
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oh no..
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Pluto* 1 decade ago
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The amount of comments on this is astounding. Here have another one.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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It is rather surprising, I had no idea of the passion provoked by cheese
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Pluto* 1 decade ago
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I suppose so.
Cheese. It's an important factor, really.
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happiest* 1 decade ago
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Too true
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cool_inside 1 decade ago
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;)
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skylinesandturnstiles 1 decade ago
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hi Jake, some cheese is really gross so I kinda feel the same way
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Eli123qwe 1 decade ago
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we are fated.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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How so...
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AnaCastro196 1 decade ago
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I used to hate cheese on my burger but now I love it!
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Do you only eat it on burgers? I am glad you overcame this affliction, maybe someday I will also
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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I was pleasantly surprised when the "Hi I'm Jake" wasn't followed by "Jake from State Farm"
Seriously though, that's a shame you don't like cheese.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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I got told earlier by my cousin to put that as a post and did not because I have no idea who or what that is, now I regret not doing it.
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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You don't know who that is!? From that State Farm commercial?
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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I am from England, so no, what is it?
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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Oh, that explains it.
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cAxRX3aDg
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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That is actually brilliant!
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finding_nemo 1 decade ago
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haha, I'm glad you like it!
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Kisses_In_The_Rain 1 decade ago
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The only cheese I don't like is American cheese. Like, seriously, this is why China makes everything for us. American cheese smells and tastes so repulsive it's not even funny. Jeez America.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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I wouldn't know the difference between any cheese so I can't say a lot about that but I would like to think that china makes everything for us for a different reason than that!
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Kisses_In_The_Rain 1 decade ago
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Probably xD
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mynameBSarah 1 decade ago
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I kinda like cheese, but sometimes it's just.. too cheesy. If that makes sense...
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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All cheese is too cheesy... I find sour cream and chive too cheesy
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mynameBSarah 1 decade ago
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I've never had chive cheese.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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It's not cheese, just the combination smells and tastes cheesy
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mynameBSarah 1 decade ago
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Oh. Well i feel stupid now...
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! How can you not? Cheese is heavenly.. Like-like pizza and cheesecake!! *Faints* :)
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Because the taste and smell of it makes me vomit, failing that just wretch a little.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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B-but its CHEESE! Hmmm oh well but cheese for the win :)
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littleshrimp 1 decade ago
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if you really think about it, cheese is honestly disgusting.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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This is too true, The number of times I have put this forward in protest to the hatred I recieve is unbelievable.
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littleshrimp 1 decade ago
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well people love their cheese haha
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dumb_blonde1998 1 decade ago
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I don't like cheese either!!!
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Then I am glad to have you here to help me promote awareness for anti cheese dislikers
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dumb_blonde1998 1 decade ago
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Glad to help promote awareness for cheese dislikers
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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"I don't like cheese" aww that reminds me of phil
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lithium* 1 decade ago
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krista i just
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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rachael, do you understand how hard life is when any sentence that resembles something a youtuber said reminds me of youtube. i am literally reminded of youbtubers every 30 seconds
if you don't understand what i just said because i'm a terrible explainer: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6798307
do you understand how i feel
do you
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lithium* 1 decade ago
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http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2011/288/7/a/i_know_that_feel_bro_by_rober_raik-d4cxn5a.png http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8jsj7QIR31rcphouo1_500.gif
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Who is this Phil?
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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one of the best youtubers ever
his username is amazingphil (:
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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What does he do that is so amazing? Is it worth me seeking amazingphil out?
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kristabff 1 decade ago
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Why don't you go and find out. He may only be appealing to a girl idk, i think he's adorable and so entertaining. If you watch him PLEASE watch his latest video 'phil the lion' omfg i died ;D
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IJustNeedLovee 1 decade ago
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But....you like cheese cake!
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Nay, I love cheese Cheesecake! Especially of the Shakey Jake Cake variety
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IJustNeedLovee 1 decade ago
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Ok, I understand x
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lovecrazy 1 decade ago
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So like.. do you not eat pizza?
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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No I do not, unless its a cheeseless pizza, but, I maintain that is not really a Pizza.
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lovecrazy 1 decade ago
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Dude, that's crazy. Good luck maintaining a cheeseless life.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Dude? are you american?
I have managed it up until now (with some incidents) so I think I will manage.
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lovecrazy 1 decade ago
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Yeah, I am. Don't bring it up, I'm ashamed. I just don't understand.. cheese is so good (like on stuff) but uh that's great.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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I dont think being American is something to be ashamed of. Cheese is amazing, If you like it, If you dont like it, It is the dining room equivilent of dog poo.
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lovecrazy 1 decade ago
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What no. You can't just bring dog poo into a conversation about cheese. That's absolutely repulsive.
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princess21 1 decade ago
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hi jake i do like cheese :)
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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I respect you for your honesty
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princess21 1 decade ago
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well thank i respect you too
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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Respect is coooooooooooooooool
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BravoSierra 1 decade ago
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i'm from wisconsin. fúck you.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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That seems unnecessary, I did not choose this half life it was thrust upon me
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BravoSierra 1 decade ago
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it's a tough situation to be in, but i know that you will come out stronger. we believe in you jake and your cheese-hating antics.
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Jakeisawesome 1 decade ago
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I need everyone to know, I do not hate cheese, I just don't like the way it tastes, or smells. Thank you for your support it is the nice people of the Internet, like you, who help me make it through the day.
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posted June 24, 2013 at 11:49am UTC tagged with cheese, jake, away messages