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Oh my god, I just hate this one girl! Please hear me out guys?


Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!
Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES.  Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.
 

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Leslie and Alli * 9 years ago
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lmao when I first started reading this is was like okay then that's rude!! you shouldn't tell people to die and then I got to the end and I was like LOL nevermind hahaahaa
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luv2flip910 9 years ago
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When I starts to read this I was like "awww no" because I just got back on witty and last time I was on everything was nice and we were like a family and people didn't do things like tell people to die on here then I read the last sentence and was like "ohhhh that makes sooo much sense" HAHAHAHAH!! You had me off for a secon me there
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ForgiveMe 9 years ago
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Math ? Trust me you're not the only one who hates her, everyone does! every year she will come with just new & more complicated stuff I don't know what's wrong with her! & GOSH life would be much much better without her!! I HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!
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dreamsandwishes 9 years ago
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but then I was like ohh ok i hate her too :)
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dreamsandwishes 9 years ago
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when I started reading this, I was thinking "wow, she is so mean! why would anyone say anything like that about someone, especially on the internet
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Breeze 9 years ago
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Oh my god.
Math and I didn't really know each other up until my third grade teacher forced us to hang out. I got to know her better and we were, like, pretty close friends until 9th grade when BAM she turned into this whole other person. Like, I didn't even know her anymore. After, I met this other girl, Tutor, and she got us talking again. 10th grade was pretty good but when 11th grade came around, Math did another 180 and even Tutor couldn't help out. Tutor stopped helping me this year and Math is more horrible than ever.
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Ethanol 9 years ago
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OMG HAHAHAAHHAAH I JUST LOL omg
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kristabff 9 years ago
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Can i like this comment like 54 times please omfg
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MissyLizzie 9 years ago
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I can tell you are American. You say math. In England, we say maths :)
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femaleboss1 9 years ago
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wow i dislike this comment firstly if doctors didnt study maths and got a degree as a doctor one day u get ill go to the doctors he gives u some pill but they are wrong amount so take bak dat comment
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sunset48 9 years ago
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Well it's an obvious joke.. Take it easy..
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MissyLizzie 9 years ago
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And if people on the Internet do not learn proper grammar, they are not taken seriously.
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[deleted] 9 years ago
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WHOOO!!! 201 FAVS
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MyWittyProfile 9 years ago
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i actually like math so .. hah
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kristabff 9 years ago
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Haha, guys your reactions. Sorry for the stress i may have caused you until you read the end! Just know i would NEVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR talk about ANYONE like this!!
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hayleyasylum13 9 years ago
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lmao i actually thought you were talking bout someone then you said her name was math lmao imma
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*toxic waste* 9 years ago
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almost all the comments have "omg" in them, like wow
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spence* 9 years ago
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*reads comments below*
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[deleted] 9 years ago
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I have my final exam for math in like 1 hour. Kill me.
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[deleted] 9 years ago
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i surrender to your awesomeness
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* . ~ serena ~ . * 9 years ago
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I was going to seriosuly hurt you when I was reading. THEN I SAW MATHS. xDDD

..but lmaoo.. what if maths was a boy..? xD
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jayneelove 9 years ago
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Math is definatly a girl she thinks shes better than everyone and she tells everyone abOut her problems
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ForgiveMe 9 years ago
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No she is a girl & whenever we have an exam it means she is on her period!!
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kelly* 9 years ago
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omg :P
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.joyriding.* 9 years ago
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I was ready to go apeshit on you then the last line...
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reinventlove 9 years ago
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I accidentally read the last sentence first and totally ruined it for myself :C
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skittlepringle 9 years ago
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I ALWAYS DO THIS ITS SUCH A BAD HABIT
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reinventlove 9 years ago
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I DO TOO I LITERALLY HAVE TO COVER THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN WHEN I'M READING SOMETHING
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