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What do you call a virgin in Alabama? A girl who can run faster

What do you call a virgin in Alabama?
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

12 Comments

mollifers123 1 decade ago
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Hahaha...hey wait a minute i'm from Alabama ! >.<
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uncle si* 1 decade ago
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Oh My God. I Literally Just Died.
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dancingpurplebunny 1 decade ago
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I'm going to hell for laughing at this
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alisonDB21 1 decade ago
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I'm from Alabama. I hate you Hale. Jk, I love you, I find this amusing.
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Rajsonkar 1 decade ago
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Hai ? I didn't get it
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WhoThatGirl 1 decade ago
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There are a lot of stories of people in the southern United States that are spread around that have to do ith family members having with each other. Alabama is in the south. I AM NOT SAYING THIS IS TRUE AT ALL.
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Rajsonkar 1 decade ago
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i dont believe it .... must be a fake story
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lithium* 1 decade ago
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I'm offensive and i find this from alabama!!1!
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MissOpportunist 1 decade ago
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HAHAHAHA!!
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WhoThatGirl 1 decade ago
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Do you mean "I'm from Alabama and I find this offensive" ?
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lithium* 1 decade ago
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no :) that was the joke.. never mind :)
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Christopher Robin* 1 decade ago
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Oh my god. This is really funny.
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Hale_Storm18

posted June 26, 2013 at 7:23pm UTC tagged with funny, redneck, alabama, itoldthistomyfriendfromalabama, hewasnotamused

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