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And here I am, hiding under my bed covers, laughing my face off at 10:00 at night :)

then there would be me...

- well hello there call me anytime and we can have s.ex

- oo are those abs? Here let me just f.ck you

- Um honey the camels called they'd like their toes back

- Well here let me just take those pants for you can you can come in my bed.

-Your eyes are a lovely color of dog sh.t

- I wish I was as smart as you, wait no I don't. cause then my head might be as big as yours lol nevermind

- whats up with the rat hair above your eyes? wait that's just your eyebrows.

- Your face looks amazing so lets go have s.ex

-I can easily see your moose knuckle which means you have a huge d.ck and we need to have se.x right now

This made me scared.

this made me happy

That would suck...But, there is a difference between being honest and rude.