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I was in line to see the new movie World War Z When an old man

I was in line to see the new movie World War Z
When an old man walked out of the theater and said
"That World War 2 movie was terrible, it was all about zombies."

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CharliesTheName

posted June 30, 2013 at 4:42pm UTC tagged with movies, zombies, worldwar2, worldwarz, funny

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