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Friends are like a trampoline. I've always wanted a trampoline...

Friends are like a trampoline.
I've always wanted a trampoline...

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posted June 30, 2013 at 6:31pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol, friends, foreveralone, tumblr, loser, ew, loner, nofriends, friendship

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