Funny Quote #6813349
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
because they always take things literally.

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karsonblake 1 decade ago
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clever
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OmegleTalk 1 decade ago
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good old buzzfeed eh? :)
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Soup2434 1 decade ago
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YOUR JOKES ARE SO CORNY STEVE I LOVE THIS
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AnaCastro196 1 decade ago
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I was thinking of submitting this quote because I saw it but then I was like, "Wittians are not going to get the joke."
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Steve 1 decade ago
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Do not underestimate Wittians!
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dearesterin 1 decade ago
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(':
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cvnt* 1 decade ago
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I'm so done Steve I'm crying I can't
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jessdillon1234 1 decade ago
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*patrick star voice* I dont get it .
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Kleptomaniacs are people with the compulsive urge to steal things, or take things.
And he's made a pun saying you can't explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always TAKE THINGS literally.
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Phishy 1 decade ago
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Steve's a Redditor? Very cool :)
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Where did you get that?
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Phishy 1 decade ago
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It's in the tags
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Ah, there was a thread on AskReddit the other day that had that joke.
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Phishy 1 decade ago
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Must have missed it. I didn't see it.
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*Elena;~ ♥* 1 decade ago
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That was so punny. See what I did there? Yeah. Punny.
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Privatewittian 1 decade ago
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Hahaha. nice one.!
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*Elena;~ ♥* 1 decade ago
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Ahh, thanks, I try.(; x
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factsandstuff 1 decade ago
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plz stahp gurl
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*Elena;~ ♥* 1 decade ago
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But plz no I can't
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absent * 1 decade ago
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Haha I see what you did there!!(;
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