the first ten lies they tell you in high school
1) we are here to help you
2) you will have time to get to your class before the bell
rings
3) the dress code will be enforced
4) no smoking is allowed on school grounds
5) our football team will win the championship this year
6) we expect more of you here
7) guidance counselors are always available to listen
8) your schedule was created with you in mind
9) your locker combination is private
10) these will be the years you look back on fondly
ten more lies they tell you in high school
1) you will use algebra in your
adult lives
2) driving to school is a privelege that can be taken away
3) students must stay on campus during lunch
4) the new text books will arrive any day now
5) colleges care more about you than your SAT scores
6) we are enforcing the dress code
7) we will figure out how to turn off the heat soon
8) our busdrivers are highly trained professionals
9) there is nothing wrong with summer school
10) we want to year what you have to say
i heard every single one of them and let's see:
i spoke my mind to a teacher; i got five days suspension for it.
i wore low cut shirts as a freshie and soph; nothing was said except "you're a sl.t."
i went to summer school and was told i wasn't going anywhere in life.
the heat is still on 1000 degrees in the history wing.
i broke the "parking" rules a million times during school by not having a parking permit and also by parking on the grass multiple times and still got away with it until the end of my senior year. i was driving as a sophomore.
my guidance counsolers were sh.t (you know what i'm talking about.)
more people smoked in the bathrooms and locker rooms than they actually learned in class.
ok so much more but i feel like this is long as it is.
thank you for listening.
#meangirls