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Alright, America. So, today is your birthday, sort of. Actually,

Alright, America. So, today is your birthday, sort of. Actually, it's really the
anniversary of your conception, since the Declaration was actually signed in August, but let's try not to focus on that. Anyways, somehow hot dogs, fireworks, beers, and baseball represent and are used to celebrate our secession from Britain. Not gonna lie, I feel like we could do a lot better than that.
Anways, without getting to preachy, happy conception America.

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Dinocaulay 1 decade ago
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It's just people relaxing and having fun, are we supposed to go exercise and do a bunch of stuff when we'd rather just relax?
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VersitySong 1 decade ago
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I completely disagree. Here's why:

We do more than sit around and drink beer. Think of all the hard-working Americans who only get paid minimum wage, for doing jobs that absolutely have to be done. I think these people deserve one night of the year to kick back and relax, to enjoy a night off with their family and friends, to celebrate their home, without having people say things like "you can do better", when all they've done is their best.

Think twice before you post things like this. I was personally offended by your poor choice of words, and honestly, saying happy "conception", doesn't make you look like you know so much more about this country. From what I've read in this post, you apparently don't know a whole lot.
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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You're assuming I don't know much about my country because of the jokes I've posted?
I got a perfect score on my American History final, so yeah, I'm pretty sure I know about this country.
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VersitySong 1 decade ago
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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Honestly, this is my personal opinion. If you don't agree with it, that's fine. Just don't say that it's wrong because it's an opinion, it can't ever be wrong. However, you seem to have trouble grasping that concept. Click the link below, which may help you understand opinions and how they work and how you should treat someone's opinion.
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6814370
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VersitySong 1 decade ago
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ErinIsTheName* 1 decade ago
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*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it.* this is directed towards VersitySong, by the way. :)
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VersitySong 1 decade ago
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ErinIsTheName* 1 decade ago
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Hahaha. Yes! That's why I'm here, to be WITTY! :)
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VersitySong 1 decade ago
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ErinIsTheName* 1 decade ago
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Nah.. I don't have a pun as to why sarcasm is not needed in this situation. Obviously I don't care whether or not you agree or disagree with the Fourth of July or whatever and nor do I care. I just wanted to use my new insult on someone and you were it. Have a nice day\night. :)
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