Stahpit Quote #6816340
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So, if you are all going to beach on Britain like you do every

So, if you are all going to beach on Britain like you do every year,i just want to remind you of everything we've brought to your lives.

If I see one more quote badmouthing about Britain, I might have to scream.

If you hate us:

We'll take Tea away
We'll take One direction away
We'll take Dan and Phil away
We'll take Tv away
We'll take Radio away
We'll take the Telephone away
We'll take electricity away
We'll take underground trains away
We'll take the world wide web away.

You get the picture.

You have the right to celebrate , yes, but that doesn't mean you literally have to make an average British person sad. How dare you blame us for something our ancestors did? That we had no choice over?

Jeez some people need to learn respect.
 

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Beanie* 9 years ago
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NOT DAN AND PHIL!!!! NOT TEA!!! NOT TV!!! NOT MY ELECTRICITYYYY!!!!
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hazzahamster 1 decade ago
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You forgot to take away Harry Potter, Sherlock and Doctor Who, mwahahaha!!! :D
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darkeyeangel 1 decade ago
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we all know how bad the tea thing went -.-
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illgiveyouablackeye* 1 decade ago
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My comment is probably not important but oh well. I agree that we could have toned it down while celebrating the 4th but taking Dan and Phil away is a HUGGGGGGE No-No. I would have less of a social life then I do now.
I'm not trying to take anyone's side but I don't see anyone blaming the British for the whole war thing and if they are I apologize but it's not every American that did this.

Soooo Yeah. My coment didn't really make sense but oh well :P.
Bye bye :3
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Sock_Monster 1 decade ago
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no im sorry but we cant take away dan and phil, that will probs start a war
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KeshaLove 1 decade ago
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Cute "threat".
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taylorsvift 1 decade ago
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if you take dan and phil away i will hurt you very baDLY
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secret_agent_in_space 1 decade ago
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You and what army will be taking those things? It wouldn't be the same army that lost the Revolutionary war, would it?
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Just an average kid* 1 decade ago
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Ok I don't think people should've been rubbing that in, but ^^^^ that was hilarious =)
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pearsareawsome 1 decade ago
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Im staring at the screen smiling like a maniac. I love you. :3
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june321 1 decade ago
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im laughing so hard right now!! omgg this>>>>
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CookieMonster09* 1 decade ago
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Thank you for making britain look like a spoilt stubborn child who can't take a joke.
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★♡flying high♥☆* 1 decade ago
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Am mm I'm sorry Niall Horgan is Irish stop trying to take him away thanks
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BrokenTwilight 1 decade ago
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It's actually us british people that make fun of ourselves :3 It's all part of our humor. :D But I agree :D
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pizza* 1 decade ago
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So, why is everyone even arguing about this anyway. If your ancestors are not Natice American then your ancestors are British so learn to respect us, because you wouldn't even be American, if Britain hadn't gone over to America in the first place and settled there.
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xXkEEPMOVINGFORWARdXx 1 decade ago
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My ancestors are African, don't forget that America is made up of people from every where. We won the war, we won bragging rights. You can't take away our day. Every other country hates us and you're upset because of a few jokes?
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pizza* 1 decade ago
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But Britain brought the Africans over from Africa for slavery, everyone doesn't hate you and no I am not upset because of a few 'jokes', i just think it isn't neccessary
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unicornjackson 1 decade ago
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I'm American. I don't hate Britain.
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rebecca* 1 decade ago
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I'm Welsh (legit from Wales) and I've grown up in America.
Yeah the 4th of July isn't a fun day for me...
Thank you for posting this!
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AwkwardlyFiona* 1 decade ago
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Ikr ._. No problem c:
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goawayanthony* 1 decade ago
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united states invented television
america invented the radio
britian didnt invent electricity
the usa invented internet

congrats on the making of tea, which most people would rather prefer pepsi
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burnitdown 1 decade ago
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why would anyone prefer pepsi over tea, are you mad
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p0kemon 1 decade ago
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We invented half of that stuff lol.
and it's just a jokelol.
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AwkwardlyFiona* 1 decade ago
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You like saying lol, huh.
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p0kemon 1 decade ago
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yes because this is a dumb quote.
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CrackerJacks97* 1 decade ago
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I'm American, and I'm really glad you posted this!
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AwkwardlyFiona* 1 decade ago
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Thanks ^-^
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CrackerJacks97* 1 decade ago
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You're welcome!
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Omniscient 1 decade ago
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Finally. My family is British, and on the Fourth of July I get teased a lot because I live in America.

Thanks for posting this.
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AwkwardlyFiona* 1 decade ago
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No prob :)
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Fireiscatching 1 decade ago
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4th of July is America's day.
That's like taking away St George's Day from England, Bastille Day from France, or St Patrick's Day from Ireland.
So, don't give out about America's day, because every country has a day where they like celebrating their nationality.
It's a joke.
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AwkwardlyFiona* 1 decade ago
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On our days, we don't go around saying that other countries are stupid.
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exlovenmbr8 1 decade ago
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But the war is what made America. Without the war we wouldn't be the free country that we are today. That dosent mean that Americans should make fun of Britain or the people in it. But The 4th of July is our Independence day. I would hope that you would understand that. And you should be able to suck it up for one day. P.S. I love Britain and the people in it
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Hale_Storm18 1 decade ago
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I love you so much
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june321 1 decade ago
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OH NO WHAT WILL AMERICANS DO WITHOUT TEA... -__-
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