I'm A Girl.
*If its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really really
fast like someone is trying to murder me.
*I open a new pack of gum and suddenly everyone is my
best friend.
*If I cannot hear someone after 3 times I just smile and
nod.
*If I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at
the end of it to make it seem better.
*I’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when
i'm dreaming that i'm falling.
*I check my phone for no reason,
because I know nobody texted me.
*I will go out of my way to step on a crunchy looking
leaf.
*I always hear my name, when it’s not being
called.
*I hate hearing my voice in recordings.
*I use the word "thingy" when I can't
remember what something is called.
*I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember
what letter comes next.
*I’ve made a beard using the bubbles from bubble
bath.
*I touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH'
sign.
*I run around the house while brushing my teeth.
*I read the shampoo bottle in the shower.
*I laugh at our own jokes, before we get a chance to say
them.
*I can read the same sentence 638492 times without
understanding.
*I go into the shower and forget our towels, so we have
to take that risky run to our rooms naked hoping no one
sees.
*I push dorrs that say in bold PULL.
*I say ''What?" Even though I understood
everything you just said.
*I hate the wind when it messes up my hair.
*I can see the same movie 82349834 times.
*I call my own cell just to find it.
*I can look at the clock without seeing what time it
is.
*I turn the pillow over to the 'cool'
side.
*Before I go to bed I calculate how many hours of sleep
I'll get. *I try to do things before the
microwave beeps.
I'm A Girl