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I'm A Girl. *If its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really







I'm A Girl.




*If its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really really fast like someone is trying to murder me.  

*I open a new pack of gum and suddenly everyone is my best friend.  

*If I cannot hear someone after 3 times I just smile and nod.  

*If I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem better.  

*I’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling.

  *I check my phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.  

*I will go out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.  

*I always hear my name, when it’s not being called.  

*I hate hearing my voice in recordings.  

*I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.  

*I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.  
*I’ve made a beard using the bubbles from bubble bath.  

*I touched something that had a 'DO NOT TOUCH' sign.  

*I run around the house while brushing my teeth
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*I read the shampoo bottle in the shower.

*I laugh at our own jokes, before we get a chance to say them.

*I can read the same sentence 638492 times without understanding.

*I go into the shower and forget our towels, so we have to take that risky run to our rooms naked hoping no one sees.

*I push dorrs that say in bold PULL.

*I say ''What?" Even though I understood everything you just said.

*I hate the wind when it messes up my hair.

*I can see the same movie 82349834 times.

*I call my own cell just to find it.

*I can look at the clock without seeing what time it is.

*I turn the pillow over to the 'cool' side.

*Before I go to bed I calculate how many hours of sleep I'll get. *I try to do things before the microwave beeps.





I'm A Girl



 

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