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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a
game of charades
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posted July 9, 2013 at 12:29pm UTC tagged with
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If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head, and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of the world. If you have money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy. If you woke up this morning with more health than illness you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation you are luckier than 500 million people alive and suffering If you can read this message you are more fortunate than 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “I’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop , I find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants..
Let's play a game of "Rock, paper, take off all your clothes."
Never play chess with me. There's a good chance that I'll probably just scream "EARTHQUAKE!" and dump the board on the floor.
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