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i texted my grandfather, "hey grampie i'm quitting softball.

i texted my grandfather, "hey grampie i'm

quitting softball. i'm not gonna be her benchwarmer." and he texts back within two minutes and says "atta girl."

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posted July 10, 2013 at 11:56pm UTC tagged with funny, imserious, 68yearoldman

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