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mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that


                                                  mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that

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emilygm* 1 decade ago
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Press F10 5 times.Take a deep breath.
2. Think of someone you like.
3. Press F10 5 times.
4. Send this to 5 comments....
5. Look at your background
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Spam somewhere else you diseased clunge
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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we're so good at fish puns. They just swim in our heads I guess.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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I was having a whale of a time
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ZiallAndPizza 1 decade ago
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from tumblr -_-
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Congratulations, you have the ability to state the obvious since I never claimed it was mine.
You'll get far in life kid, all the best.
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GreatBritt22 1 decade ago
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Hahaha, omg.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Nobody is going to lake me seriously anymore.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Well anyone can add a fish pun to conversation, and have a halibut time, but you're going a bit far now.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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It's sharking how many puns I can come up with.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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People will consider your humour a load of pollacks if you use too many puns.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I better stop before you all get crabby!
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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I'm not getting crabby but just make sure your puns are in the right plaice or your humour will be left floundering in the shallows with no sole.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I'm sorrry for making this fish puns, i can't kelp myself.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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I'm waiting with baited breath.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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Whale, my friends are sleeping. Dolphinitely writing this one down.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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I would've thought you'd be too busy jacking off to internet prawn.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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That's pretty fishy. I'll have to tail my friends about this.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Holy Shrimp, this scampi happening to me
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Kamileon 1 decade ago
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Mermaids swim by using their tail, not their butt.
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Because mermaids obviously exist
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Kamileon 1 decade ago
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They exist as much as my mustache
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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Great comeback
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mapletreeX 1 decade ago
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OMFG
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dolph* 1 decade ago
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/3948420cd1bc7255b7c249d18da67599/tumblr_monhzcjZI91ru5h8co1_500.gif
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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I SEA what you did there.
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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My life was just made.
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mapletreeX 1 decade ago
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HOLY CRAP IM DEAD
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[deleted] 1 decade ago
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YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF FOR IT OMG I LOVE YOU OKAY.
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