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“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared

“it’s just a midnight snack” i said as i prepared a full turkey dinner

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posted July 13, 2013 at 7:40pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, thiswouldbeme

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*appears out of a dark alley* haha so do you like like me
*pees on friends to mark them as my territory*