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balloons are weird... it's like "happy birthday...here's
balloons are weird... it's like "happy birthday...here's a plastic sack of my breath."
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posted July 15, 2013 at 9:02am UTC tagged with
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Balloons are so weird… "Happy Birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breathe."
OKAY SO STORY TIME GUISE. So yesterday I was talking with some friends during geometry class and we were talking about condoms being like incredibly inflatable. Like, I was telling them about how I watched this youtube video where this guy pumps air into one and it literally gets bigger than his torso, and the thing takes up the whole screen. Well... so I was like... Me: ... and it just got bigger and bigger and like... *teacher sneaks up behind me* Him: *quietly* .. and bigger..? Me: OH UHM YES BALLOONS THOSE LITTLE RASCALS ARE ALWAYS INFLATING TO THE SIZE OF THE MOON *teacher silently walks away* Me and friends: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL *dies*
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