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Bucket List #60 Choke a smurf. See what colour it turns.
Bucket List #60
Choke a smurf. See what colour it turns.
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posted July 15, 2013 at 11:46am UTC tagged with
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You know things aren't going to well when your local pizza place calls to ask why you haven't ordered yet tonight.
Bucket List #61 Glue rug to my feet. Go skydiving. Pretend I am Aladdin.