Joke Quote #6831917
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Steve: I will be on vacation for a couple of weeks starting July

Steve: I will be on vacation for a couple of weeks starting July 18. I might be checking in now and then so be good to each other!
Me: Well you picked a fantastic time to go on vacation.
Me: Because Witty definitely isn't forming teams agaisnt each other.
Me: And we aren't causing any drama.
Me: And we aren't petitioning to get other members off Witty.
Me: And we don't need someone to set us straight.
Me: We're just one big happy family....

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xXkEEPMOVINGFORWARdXx 1 decade ago

Wait, am I missing something? Isn't Steve Jobs....you know....dead?

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

It's about Steve, the owner of Witty Profiles. C:

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xXkEEPMOVINGFORWARdXx 1 decade ago

Thank you for clearing this up I have been feeling retarded for EVER! :P

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

haha it's okay!

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xXkEEPMOVINGFORWARdXx 1 decade ago

Thanks! :) lol

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ThatsSoMeee 1 decade ago

what did I miss?
new drama? :)

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

Rajsonkar made a terrible quote about elliegeorgia98 that was deleted, and then he started harassing people. Then him and bringmetheeric got into a huge fight. Oh, and then people started making little petitions to get him off Witty and members were signing it. It was terrible o.o

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p0kemon 1 decade ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQlM59sDJVo

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TacoLuver 1 decade ago

lol I come on Witty everyday and I don't even know anything about teams...

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

Some people tried to make team Rajsonkar and team bringmetheeric,but it didn't really work.

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*Elena;~ ♥* 1 decade ago

Us? Cause trouble? Never! *Accidentally tosses brick and smashes window*

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ThereWillBeAnAnswer_LetItBe 1 decade ago

and steve isnt our father, he has his own life. no offense, i dont wanna upset anyone by saying that.

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

Obviously.... It was a joke.
It's ironic how as soon as he leave all Hell breaks loose.

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ThereWillBeAnAnswer_LetItBe 1 decade ago

it seems like witty is dead... kind of makes me sad

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Niall_in_style 1 decade ago

Am I the only one who didn't pick teams?? I feel like such a loner :F

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

Most people didn't join teams. A couple people tried to make it so they happened but it didn't work.

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Just_Me* 1 decade ago

Whoa I spend one day trying to have a social life (worse decision ever made) and now I'm so confused. Can someone please tell me WHAT'S HAPPENING???

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Shanaynor 1 decade ago

Same! AHHH!

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emilygm* 1 decade ago

So basically it all started when Rajsonkar made a rude quote about Elliegeorgia98. Then, there was a small comment war between him and BringMeTheEric. Then, people started petitioning to get Rajsonkar off Witty, and Eric stole one of his formats (and took credit for it). Now, I think the argument is resolved, but Steve turned his back to us for three seconds and we broke out into what some call "the Witty Apocalypse." The End.

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Shanaynor 1 decade ago

Wow. I missed a lot. xD

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emilygm* 1 decade ago

It's okay. This all happened in maybe 2-3 days :P

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I* 1 decade ago

I'm definitely Team Eric Anyone else?

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*Freedom* 1 decade ago

....Eric apologized to Rajsonkar though. There isn't any team.

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I* 1 decade ago

Damn.

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*Freedom* 1 decade ago

Just wanted to say, you're really pretty. (:

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I* 1 decade ago

Aww thanks! I'm sure you're pretty too! *Bangs head on wall* That sounded stupid!

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pluto* 1 decade ago

What was steve gonna do about any of this drama anyways? He can always say somethong to try to set us straight but really, its not a one way street

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desperado* 1 decade ago

we're totally fine *bottles break in the background*
yep. we're great steve!

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

This may be the case but, my cat thinks she's a snake: http://24.media.tumblr.com/f811fe5e6b69ab3e000ed5bae7363ba4/tumblr_mk906bNMBZ1s8mgkyo1_400.gif your argument is invalid.

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*Freedom* 1 decade ago

This is completely tragic. Why did I sign my name? I was being so foolish. http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6832386

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VintageParis 1 decade ago

I can see it now..
Once Steve leaves for vacation it will be just like Lord of the Flies.
Everybody's fighting with each other and hating and bullying and no one is there to set us straight but all we are is a bunch of kids arguing over stuff that doesn't even matter

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emilygm* 1 decade ago

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4pcd5vD271qbm70fo1_500.png

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Delicate* 1 decade ago

Did you just post a Destiel pic...?

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emilygm* 1 decade ago

Not on purpose :P

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Butterbear 1 decade ago

;_; I like the quote... but I signed the petition ;_; idk if I should delete the quote or not anymore

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fallenangel* 1 decade ago

Tell me about it it's so out of control

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Skimrande 1 decade ago

For the record, those "petitions" are non-quotes and they break several rules.

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emilygm* 1 decade ago

IKR, not to mention they're rude. Imagine someone starting a petition against you?? Witty should be a safe place. WE ALL MUST LOVE EACH OTHER. NOW.

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*y i k e s* 1 decade ago

Honestly, I agree. If you don't get along with someone, block them. The end. Don't make petitions to get them kicked off, and don't like, idk make gangs against them and stuff. I've only gotten in two arguments during my year on Witty and I was mature about it and blocked them.

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*Freedom* 1 decade ago

I agree with all of you. It's some foolish lasses who has no time on their hands thinking a petition will make Steve delete a member. Like come on. Can we just have a little common sense?

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

Okay, I honestly feel bad now..I was the one who spoke about teams. I didn't mean for it to get out of hand like that....

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Delicate* 1 decade ago

If it makes you feel any better, I made a quote out of it.
Except I'm not ashamed.
I probably should be though.

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

Haha..I see.We all are guilty.

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ChocoTaco 1 decade ago

Oh, it's fine. It was just a simple comment. You aren't the one who decided to make a whole thing into a "Witty trend"

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

Thank you. I wish it would just stop and no one get banned. :/

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TheWittyAcademy 1 decade ago

:'( and then I compared it to twilight or 1D or something

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

Yeah ik. I didn't think it was going to blow up like that.

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TheWittyAcademy 1 decade ago

i thought it was so funny and i got thumbs up and i thought i was so cool and now i just feel terrible

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

Me too! I can't even see what I wrote now because it won't let me. Like an error creates on my page.

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TheWittyAcademy 1 decade ago

ug. you know what? There is no point in making ourselves feel guilty. We will move on and we will survive. everybody picked teams before we came along, all we did was call it out.

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

Yes okay. And I don't understand why everyone gates each other. It's just someone's opinion. Get over it.

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TheWittyAcademy 1 decade ago

yeaahhh i mean its kinda funny to watch because, like this quote said, steve decided to leave while witty war, what?, 5 broke out. what was the analogy i used while begging him to stay? I compared it to a teacher leaving a classroom of fifth graders for like three seconds and stepping back in to check on them and seeing all of the desks broken, blood on the floor, the chalk board is missing- nobody knows where the chalk board went- and three students were left dead, two missing and others permanently and mentally scarred

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#wishicouldgetyouback* 1 decade ago

...Okay. Haha. Ikr.

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