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*in court room* judge: ORDER! ORDER! me: YES, I WOULD LIKE A
*in court room*
judge:
ORDER! ORDER!
me:
YES, I WOULD LIKE A BURGER WITH FRIES
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posted July 19, 2013 at 3:52pm UTC tagged with
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