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girl: mummy, what's in your stomach? mum: your baby brother.

girl: mummy, what's in your stomach?
mum: your baby brother.
girl: do you love him?
mum: yes, very much.
girl: then why did you eat him?

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posted July 21, 2013 at 8:55am UTC tagged with eat, lmao, pregnancy, dying, yummy, nom, ohgod, weeing, funny

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